Mags lesson in writing het...

[veritas_st]

This was too funny not to share, made me spit out my coke over my desk.

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[aaa_mazing]

:)))))))
Writing about a penis and vagina (ewww, remember Em's facial expression) is...well...strange to say the least.

[veritas_st]

oh god dont get me started about how strange it is hun. Honestly. Dunno how we managed it.

But think you might like it when we've finished, even though its het.

Check out who they are...

http://veritas-st.livejournal.com/56134.html

[aaa_mazing]

Sweetie, are you sure I can stomach hetero sex after all the blowjobs, handjobs, sucking, ass fucking? I'm not sure...

[veritas_st]

I'll gloos over it, it wont be too graphic, promise

[dreamersdare]

the penis (the long pokey thing)

At least, he freaking hopes it is :D

[mrstotten]

it is long and pokey when I write it :P

[dreamersdare]

Porn writing tip #273

"In the writing of hot, steamy, pantie-melting sex scenes try to avoid ever, ever using the word 'pokey'"

:D

[veritas_st]

*falls off chair laughing*

[nightporters]

Het? *backs away slowly*

[mrstotten]

tis ok it has slash in it too :) and we can blink and ignore the het sex :P

[nightporters]

Phew! Put big flashing warnings before the het *g*.

[veritas_st]

I KNOW! Can I back away with you?

[jennyshepard]

LOL... Yeah, well, that sounds quite right... *g*

Maybe you should re-read your old het stories, love... ;)

[veritas_st]

Oh god hun, I did...and they SUCK!

[feather_touch]

ROLFMAO

[veritas_st]

See? Too funny NOT to share!