Payne to the max...

[vasher]

OF ALL THE GAMES I THOUGHT WOULD NEVER MAKE IT TO THE BIG SCREEN.

ASKLDJF CAPSLOCK BUTTON MASH OF UNHOLY GLEE.

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[doomsays]

I KNO RITE :O

[khronos_keeper]

AHHH OMG! THIS LOOKS PRETTY AMAZING AND I'M TOTALLY GONNA SEE IT. SOME OF THAT TRAILER WAS TOTALLY CONFUSING, BUT IT WAS COOL

[khronos_keeper]

AHAHA O WAIT.

Pretty sure the whorish woman was Candy. MY BAD. Thank God.

[doomsays]

http://forums.3drealms.com/vb/showthread.php?p=725305#post725305

"An apparent draft leaked online, it did have a cameo of Vinnie but according to someone that worked on the movie it was scrapped."

:´((( I cried.

And isn't the black guy Bravura (YEAH OKAY WHAT)? Ludacris, or whatever his name was?

The angel thing is also really fucking stupid. Max Payne isn't DNAngel, guize~

... It seems like that Woden won't be there either. Wat.

[khronos_keeper]

DD: Aww. No Vlad or Vinnie, it looks like. WTF. >_< If they have Mona and Candy, they should have Vlad and Vinnie.

Er... as for the black guy, I dunno. There's two old white dudes we see, and I'm guessing one's Woden and the other's Bravura. Maybe black dude is Max's partner? Shit, I'unno. X_X

Uh, hopefully the angel thing isn't anything more than a hallucination. Or a face-slapping "MAX IS DETH LOL" symbolic thingy. Maybe they'll edit that out.

[terpzilla]

WHAT THE SHIT.

WHA-ANGELS-DEMONS?

AJHIYDHAMUIFVBJAGIUDMA

AND I DON'T EVEN PLAY THIS GAME!

[seraphitta]

I NOEZ!!! And it filmed in Canada :) (or at least partially)

[seraphitta]

Prince of Persia coming to our big screen too. Just GUESS who be da prince!11
Dun you google it!