Title: Naughty
Author: vain_glorious 
Recipient: ( Read more... )

( Christmas trees? Four and one. )

Word Count: 1958

1)The Joy of Sex and The Kama Sutra, from Barnes & Noble.

The bookstore was one of the first places Daniel took her off base. He thought that it was a good place to start, since he could leave her in the Erotica aisle and go check out the latest fictions in the Archaeology section.

And it did start out smoothly…Vala grabbed a stack ( Read more... )

Word Count: 604

1) PX3-317

Humans have a strange habit of occasionally naming their children after the location of their conception. Vala thinks this is dumb. PX3-317, the most likely spot, is a horrible name for a baby.

So are Storage Closet 47 and Medical Supply Closet 9B, the other two possibilities.

Daniel concurs that these names are horrible ( Read more... )

( 5 sexy times )

 
Word Count: 660

1. People know how smart she is.

And they call it that. Smart, not cunning, not manipulative, not calculating, not even clever or resourceful. Those adjectives are applied to Vala, and not usually with the same kind of admiration that Sam gets.

And there’s a certain advantage to it, of course, which Vala has used her entire life. ( Read more... )

Word Count: 1725

1. He has an old friend from college pose as an antiquities dealer. Jamil was a theater major and he’s naturally scrawny and flamboyant, so he does great villains. He’s eager to help Daniel, once he’s assured he won’t be shot by the SFs that trail her when she’s off base (why? Because she won’t stop breaking laws, that’s why).

So ( Read more... )

Word Count: 1,588

1. Right about the time the Ori showed up.

Not because of the new alien menace - that was actually kind of exciting in a way that was deeply shameful because, hello, an imminent threat to earth was not supposed to make Jack even remotely happy.

Daniel called shortly after that first encounter. He didn’t say anything much about ( Read more... )

Word Count: 909

1. An atlas of Earth.

She stole it from a bookstore, while Daniel was paying for the purchases that she had allowed the supervising SFs to notice her trying to sneak out with. It wasn’t particularly challenging; she threatened to throw a fit, Daniel freaked out, the SFs got all proud of themselves for catching her in the act. Daniel ( Read more... )

Word Count: 2,125

1. The SG-1 team nights she wasn’t invited to.

Once Vala had been on earth long enough to decode words like “DVD,” “Domino’s,” and “Star Wars”, she figured out that Daniel, Cameon, Sam, and Teal’c all got together just about once a week to socialize completely independent of the SGC. They ate fatty foods, drank alcoholic beverages ( Read more... )