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[ursulav]

You guys remember all those times I've told you that no ideas are ever wasted?

If you listen to nothing else I say about anything, if you discard all my thoughts on life and death and love and sex and happiness and misery and every other damn thing I go on about at the drop of a hat, for the love of Ganesh, remember that.

I swear it's true.

And one

Comments

[cjmr]

When d_84 was in the GameStop at the Mall the other day a really nice looking girl came in and said, "Can I have an employment application..." Apparently the guys behind the counter really perked up until she finished the question, "...for my boyfriend?"

[ellixis]

DMC 2 makes so little sense that my husband has used one of his It Doesn't Exist tokens on it.

DMC 3 is also, apparently, direly hard. However, the sheer amount of insane cackling you'll do later is worth figuring out the control scheme. It's so over the top it passes horrid and hits hilariously wonderful.

[derakon]

DMC3 is at least not as punishing as DMC1 is. They both have an easy mode, which you unlock by mopping the pavement with your face a few times, but the DMC1 easy mode is basically "We're going to hold your hand throughout the game and refuse to show you some of the niftier enemies" while the DMC3 easy mode is just "make the enemies less aggressive and less painful, plzkthx".

That said, they're both awesome games...but they require a lot of investment.

[vaminion]

The version she's talking about has the collector's edition of DMC3, if it's the one I saw. Normal in there actually isn't AS terrible.

-P

[wedschilde]

ammo is well... like sperm.

i'll leave you to draw any analogies about fantasy sperm, porn sperm and the abundance thereof. in real life, no one EVER shoots that much.

[zuki_san]

...wow. that's perfect.

[wedschilde]

thank you. i'll be here all week. try the fish.

[thornius2]

Nor can we men shoot over and over again like you see in so much porn and yiff depictions. Best most of us can EVER do, IN OUR PRIME, is ONCE every 4-6 hours for a LIMITED period. and then at most a tablespoon full at a time, instead of the pints and quarts at a time you see in fantasy. Even a stallion does NOT produce even pints at a time. I know. I owned a stallion and used to raise horses.

[turbinerocks]

That's why I never get rid of sketchbooks. I think I have 150 pounds of them now.

[ponk]

Point Number One. OH GOD I KNOW. I have never finished that game because of that first boss. That IS the one where you're in a hall and it jumps around a lot, right? I don't even remember WHAT it is, simply that I tried on and off for a week and couldn't beat it, so I left it, like yourself, in disgust.

[lucasmembrane]

It's the spider thing. As if I didn't hate spiders enough already... I did finally beat it, but get this - in the chapter immediately following, it reappears and chases you down a hall. You don't have to beat it, just get to the door in time, but *man*. So. Bloody. Irritating.

I gave up shortly after that, but I watched a friend play it all the way through - you have to fight the fucker *again*, and it gets even harder. *shudder*