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[ursulav]

You guys remember all those times I've told you that no ideas are ever wasted?

If you listen to nothing else I say about anything, if you discard all my thoughts on life and death and love and sex and happiness and misery and every other damn thing I go on about at the drop of a hat, for the love of Ganesh, remember that.

I swear it's true.

And one

Comments

[wedschilde]

ammo is well... like sperm.

i'll leave you to draw any analogies about fantasy sperm, porn sperm and the abundance thereof. in real life, no one EVER shoots that much.

[zuki_san]

...wow. that's perfect.

[wedschilde]

thank you. i'll be here all week. try the fish.

[thornius2]

Nor can we men shoot over and over again like you see in so much porn and yiff depictions. Best most of us can EVER do, IN OUR PRIME, is ONCE every 4-6 hours for a LIMITED period. and then at most a tablespoon full at a time, instead of the pints and quarts at a time you see in fantasy. Even a stallion does NOT produce even pints at a time. I know. I owned a stallion and used to raise horses.

[thornius2]

I don't know, but chocolate sure TASTES better.

[the_s_guy]

"It comes in pints?"

[thornius2]

No. Unless you save it up for weeks......in a bottle, next to the bodies in the garage.

[wedschilde]

a WHOLE bunch of things came to mind but i'm going to just leave them there because well, they started off with turkey basters at the ready and the proper consistency of vanilla pudding in the pr0n industry.

i shall definitely leave that there.

[allessindra]

ONCE every 4-6 hours for a LIMITED period

Um.

generalize for yourself. I have evidence to the contrary.

Mind you, we *were* [ages elided for ignorance of statute of limitations].

(yes, I know you said 'most'. I have *multiple* data points anecdotes.)