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[urbpan]

The criminal uses of frozen squirrels.

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Hmm....

[interfecta]

I'd heard the urban legend about the Frozen Chicken Cannon. Hadn't realized frozen squirrels were such a threat to law and order, though. I'll have to keep an eye out for the little icy buggers ;)

[droserary]

It figures Ohio would fit into a odd criminal story somehow :-X

ha ha ha

[dragonwrites]

yes, my roommate and i (both of whom spent way too many years "at the heart of it all") were just saying that ohio and frozen squirrels go together like peas and carrots.

Re: ha ha ha

[droserary]

Ah, yes, the great state of O-hi-o. It just seems like something one of the denizens of the Ohio I know would do. I spent 3 months in Mount Vernon, about an hour north of Columbus and I will be moving back here shortly. Where did you endure your time in the great buckeye state?

I tell ya, though, no other state has offered such great entertainment from simple "people watching." I've heard such interesting things by just sitting in a coffeeshop listening to the locals chat about politics and current events.

Re: ha ha ha

[dragonwrites]

we both attended the fabled antioch college in yellow springs, that small bubble of liberal in a great sea of conservative, a stuck around for a year or so after graduation. my friend spent almost all his childhood in nearby jamestown, whereas i lived for some years in beechwood, a suburb of cleveland, when i was quite young.

[deathling]

TOO FUNNY ::steals::

[perspicuity]

gopher chucks :)

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[plantgirl]

:highly amused: