client: Are you going dog walking today?

Me: Zombie walk.

client: Zombie dogs?

"CAUTION"
Avoid storm in tea cup

"We're going to another country; be back tonight"

"my submissivness is ACHING"

From the sexually deprived Newfie on vacation.

"my Livejournal is basically an undergraduate course you don't get credit for! And yet for some reason people still sign up"

Thanks whatifoundthere This made me laugh out loud.

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"Suffering kink withdrawl. Send nipple clamps asap."

"You should come with fine print: frequent exposure can be addictive."

"I've just learned to train pigeons to eat your eyeballs. Thought you'd wanna know."

It's still early... go ahead, top that.

"She went all star fish on me"

"Let's play naked Cranium. Or just naked."