Simplicity (Damon/Rebekah)

[upupa_epops]

Title: Simplicity
Rating: NC17
Fandom: The Vampire Diaries
Wordcount: 400
Spoilers: 3x14
Warnings: it's pretty violent. As in: it's about violence, and also about sex.
Summary: This is probably the worst idea Damon Salvatore has ever had.
A/N: Damon/Rebekah. I don't even know what this is, and I'm not sure if I want to know...

Comments

[galianoir]

I almost forgot she used to date Stefan

[upupa_epops]

Well, it was almost a century ago ;).

[galianoir]

You think there was no up-to-date sex?

[upupa_epops]

Yep. Stefan had different things on his mind, and this one time when he tried to kiss her, she more or less rejected him.

[upupa_epops]

Thank you :). Let's just say that I don't even try to understand my own brain any more.

[ever_neutral]

um. you already know how I love the opening paragraphs.

There is blood on his cheek, so he must be important, at least for now.

AHHHHHHH THISSSSSSS. and omfg, you just succinctly explained why Damon loves to get the shit beaten out of him so much, hahahahahahahaha

I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ENDED IT THAT WAY, YOU MOTHERFUCKER. WITHOUT LEAVING SO MUCH AS A SCRATCH. because he failed to satisfy, ergo he doesn't get his reward of pain. HOW DO YOU FLAWLESS.

[upupa_epops]

I am glad you approve \o/.

you just succinctly explained why Damon loves to get the shit beaten out of him so much, hahahahahahahaha

THIS GUY JUST PROVOKES EVERYONE HE CAN POSSIBLY PROVOKE ALL THE TIME. If he gets beaten up, it means that someone noticed. He got their attention. He MATTERED enough for someone to turn around and strike.

I could never resist a Damon failure.

[bookishy]

This is so freaking perfect. I want to cut and paste every single line, and then just write <3 <3 <3 in glitter. But first:

Damon loves the simplicity of Rebekah, the way she uses her nails to draw the lines he's not supposed to cross right on his back.

IS THERE A BETTER, MORE COMPLEX SENTENCE IN THE WORLD? I am doubtful.

[upupa_epops]

Glitter!!! \o/ I want all the glitter!

Thank you so much ♥

[bellonablack]

Brilliant portrait of our resident vampire masochist.

I feel a little sad but good .'weirdly speaking.

[upupa_epops]

Thank you! :D