Damon makes all the gifspams

Nov 15, 2011 01:29

Ok, first things first. I promied dante-kent a speculation post. During THIS discussion we've already established that Damon and Stefan totally have ljs, but there are still so many questions!

This is a speculation post )

damon omg damon, fandom: the vampire diaries, ja pierdolę, i'm a troll ask me how

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dante_kent November 15 2011, 03:53:39 UTC
I WILL LOVE YOU FOR THIS FOREVER. This is the best thing I have ever seen.

1. Damon tries to keep his posts mostly snarky and occasionally lolzy, but he betrays his own depth by describing all his icons with literary quotes.

2. He makes a LOT of Mean Girls icons.

3. He doesn't make fanvids unless they're mocking Stefan fanvids set to "My Heart Will Go On." And even then he refuses to admit he made them. He just posts them as 'something he found on the internet.'

4. Stefan writes a lot of fanfic, all really deep and poetic. He almost always has epigraphs at the beginning.

5. He rigorously flocks them, but sometimes secretly hopes Damon will read them, because it's easier that way to tell Damon how he feels.

7. Damon couldn't decide if his tears were for his love of Spike and Buffy as a couple or for the fact that they separated their whites and colors and staintreated everything beforehand.

9. Alaric reads Damon's journal, and is the only one who will admit to having read it. Elena reads it secretly and has stolen a few of Damon's icons, though she'll never tell him that. Jeremy found Damon's journal through Bing, but Damon refuses to friend him back until Jeremy stops using Bing, which Jeremy has vowed to never do. Caroline, meanwhile, regularly comments on all his memes. As does Klaus. Klaus takes particular pleasure in the fact that he can see all of Damon's flocked posts even though Damon hasn't friended him. He's a master villain like that. Damon HATES him for it.

11. You know how I feel about Stefan flailing. It really puts this whole season in a new light for me.

12. Rebekah was about to make a livejournal when Elena staked her. UNFORGIVABLE.

THANK YOU FOR THIS. Perfect post is perfect.

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upupa_epops November 15 2011, 08:45:10 UTC
I'm glad you're enjoying yourself :D

ALARIC HAS NO SHAME, LOOOOOOL! He never does things anonymously, and he hardly ever flocks anything, because he figures that nothing he does on lj could ruin his reputation more than what he does at the Grill. Sometimes Alaric wishes he could flock the Grill.

Klaus takes particular pleasure in the fact that he can see all of Damon's flocked posts even though Damon hasn't friended him.

THE ORIGINALS! They can't die, they can compel vampires, and flocks don't work on them. And they can have unlimited number of icons.

Damon couldn't decide if his tears were for his love of Spike and Buffy as a couple or for the fact that they separated their whites and colors and staintreated everything beforehand.

Hmm, the two aren't mutually exclusive.

Poor Jeremy, nobody likes his Bing!

Caroline has all of us on her flist, and she does all the fannish stuff with us. She also mocks the hell out of Stefan. And Damon.

He rigorously flocks them, but sometimes secretly hopes Damon will read them, because it's easier that way to tell Damon how he feels.

POOR STEFAN! Now I really feel for him :(.

Chaotic reply is chaotic. I regret nothing.

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le_mru November 15 2011, 09:45:11 UTC
Sometimes Alaric wishes he could flock the Grill.

A++++++++++++

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eowyn_315 November 15 2011, 14:38:49 UTC
THE ORIGINALS! They can't die, they can compel vampires, and flocks don't work on them. And they can have unlimited number of icons.

LMFAO. That is fabulous.

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dante_kent November 15 2011, 18:44:03 UTC
Oh, Alaric. He already has tons of inappropriate chemistry with his students/wards and knows less about history than said students, why bother to flock?

And they can have unlimited number of icons.

THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE. Our vampires don't have a lot of moral highground, but THIS? This is just something they can't let happen. It's just too much power to have.

Caroline has the best flist, and her LJ is a popular reference points for social events, fashion tips, and occasional supernatural advice (like how to get blood out of a party dress and how to incorporate stakes into your outfit like an accessory - can't ruin the look).

Katherine, meanwhile, has the livejournal to end all livejournals. She made a point of friending Stefan but not Damon for a while, but has since finally friended Damon so they can make angry gifspams about Mikael, and so she can show him the ridiculous photos she took of Jeremy while they were roadtripping. Damon created an entire gif series of weird photos of Jeremy layered over the Bing homepage.

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upupa_epops November 15 2011, 23:40:37 UTC
C'mon, Alaric isn't that bad! He figured out the cave, didn't he?

You are so right about Caroline and Katherine. Katherine's journal is Damon's favorite.

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dante_kent November 16 2011, 04:09:02 UTC
Hey, it's nothing against Alaric. It's not his fault a few of his history students were actually alive during all the events he tries to teach. Luckily, his students never seem to show up to school, so no one really notices.

Katherine and Damon have some sort of LJ coalition going on. It's how they've come to be on such good terms. Katherine's photoshop skills outrank Damon's, but he respects her enough to cope with it. Plus she also makes mocking gifs of Stefan (she keeps her Damon gifs hidden where Damon can't access them).

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