Here is all that I have written for my mega epic genre pic "Let's Get Oinky". It definitely needs more polish but I swear one day I will see to it that this movie gets made ( Read more... )

User: Oh no, my body is turning into wood ( Read more... )

I have returned to the land of the living to give you unworthy children a list of the greatest musics ever placed to recording devices of your choosing.

My list is a little different. Instead of picking 100 albums that I compiled to seem really cool and hopefully win the respect of people who probably don't even know who I am love I decided to ( Read more... )

So how the hell is everyone ( Read more... )

"Check it out, I was watching this show on...on...uh, moths, did I tell you this? Yes you told me, tell me again. Okay, okay but dude I don't think I finished cause it was like, um...you know how skunks spray in defence? Moths, these insects also spray in defence; they squirt their stuff against like bees and stuff and, like big bats that eat them ( Read more... )

I'm confident both are from my senior year of high school ( Read more... )

This happened to a fellow employee, and yes, this is real except for the last part ( Read more... )

Sonic Apple

( Read more... )

Saw it last night for free and to put it simply stay at home and read the comic. There's a needlessly long sex scene that feels like something from a cinemax soft core porn (left in where so many other scene weren't), there's all this graphic violence for no obvious reason, also the ending totally blows for a multitude of reasons and not just ( Read more... )

I will just learn to suck it up and use my iphone to keep up with this site. I'm sure you all saw this coming.

I was going to do the 25 things about me meme but I think we're all over that by now. I still want to do a list of some sort so anyone want to make a suggestion?