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Lately, I'm really relating to this song. The amount of good that I don't do is just embarrassing, and I can't believe my own excuses anymore.
Yes, it's true that the fucking IRB is doing its very best to ruin my life, holding my application in limbo and tying my hands. I literally cannot move forward on my master's thesis until they give the go- ( Read more... ) -
My Republican relatives will never find me here
and that is why I will always have an LJ.
My live feed was recently invaded with this vile little forward:
WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA...Press 1 for English. Press 2 to disconnect until you learn to speak English. And remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you; JESUS CHRIST and the AMERICAN SOLDIER. One died for ( Read more... ) -
Remove this man's license NOW.
Sure, naturopathic medicine is always implausible and completely retarded, but this is a rare crystal of idiocy that could easily kill.
Cayenne is traditionally used by herbalists to cure stomach aches, cramping, gas, varicose veins, allergies, and constipation. One of the most amazing healing properties of cayenne is that it has been used ( Read more... ) -
Pope Benedict XVI is a shithead.
I've got two stories to tell you about this motherfucker and the organization he's responsible for. You might have heard them already, but I've got a little time, and they bear repeating.
The first takes place in Brazil. A nine-year-old girl has been routinely raped by her stepfather since she was six, along with her older, handicapped sister. As ( Read more... ) -
I'm jealous.
The Dr. McNinja guy got Bill Murray to crash his karaoke party.
I live in New York, why can't things like this happen to me?
I mean, I see the occasional SNL cast member walking down the street, but that's not quite the same thing.
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Annual post OTIII day
The following is the sacred document in Scientology known as OTIII. Scientologists deny it exists as part of their Operating Thetan literature. It was written by L. Ron Hubbard in 1967. Hubbard wrote that if you read this document before you have achieved a certain level of scholarship, you will get pneumonia and die. The cost to get to that level ( Read more... ) -
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I'm joining the Impact today. For some reason I thought it was tomorrow. But I'll get there with about an hour left.
Last night I read the official position of the Church on gay marriage (and contraception, which is apparently just as bad). There have been very few times that I've read something so intellectually dishonest. There are not two valid ( Read more... ) -
Just calling it now so I can say I told you so
Expect affirmative action to take a massive hit on the local level over the next 4 years. Conservatives will only need to point at the White House. -
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Looks like the Republicans' God is a punk ass bitch.
Yeah, I'm gonna be gloating for a while.
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YES WE CAN. YES WE CAN. YES WE FUCKING CAN. TRY TO STOP US. SERIOUSLY. GIVE IT A SHOT. WE'LL KICK YOUR ASS.
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