ღ fourth wall decay. video or action.

[undeadstalking]

... No way, this is just unbelievable! First you make me drag myself to this stupid place in the middle of nowhere by going for miles and miles on that wagon without even a place to regularly bathe or store my clothes, you completely ruin my hair and nails and even make lame cougars appear on the middle of the road

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[old_man_discedo]

Oooh nice... hey girly, how about showing an old man around. I'm a tourist just like you this time!

[undeadstalking]

[ ... Oh god, what is this, what is this, SHE DOES NOT WANT. ]

Get away, old geezer! Go find your own way in this place!

[old_man_discedo]

Aw c'mon don't be like that. I'll even buy you a drink... yer too young to do that yourself right?

[undeadstalking]

Sorry, but I don't drink. [ Well, just blood, but. ] And even for a drink I wouldn't want to spend time with a loser like you.

Throwing her at Megumi too. ENJOY!

[amelia_isle]

Are you being bullied?

You can come to my island! It's really nice and safe for Shiki and Vampires and stuff!

LMFAO, THIS WILL BE PRETTY UNSURE FOR HER..

[undeadstalking]

Yeah, this place is just really la--

... Wait, did you say Shiki?

*GRRIIIIIIN*

[amelia_isle]

Ya! I was founded by Shiki!!

No one is allowed to attack me or Mommy gets involved!

[undeadstalking]

Well, if it's safe for Shiki, I gue--

Wait, who are you anyway?

[onigirisalmon]

[That girl was a diva. The best he could do was act like she doesn't exist.

Shuuuuuuuuuuun.]

[undeadstalking]

[ ... Wait. This guy looks sort of cool.. and mysterious.. and..

Sorry, she's scooting over already. ]

W-well, hi there! Nice to see you here!

[onigirisalmon]

[Correction. He was cool and mysterious all at the same time!

You may have gotten his attention. Is that all you have to say? This poor human and totally defenseless college student hasn't the slightest idea of what's going on.]

[undeadstalking]

[ OH GOD THIS GUY IS SO CUTE KYA KYA SHE'S MELTING

this is an accurate rendation of Megumi's fangirling senses all going off at the same time. ]

I've never seen you here before.. Are you new, huh?

.... action this time

[alltheregions]

[ ... totally watching you because you're kinda pretty. ]

[undeadstalking]

[ damn straight she is. ]

... Oi, what's wrong? If you want to say something, you should just speak up.

[alltheregions]

Huh? Uh... I'm kinda lost, and I was [ he pauses, slightly ] I was thinking maybe a pretty girl like you could help me and Pikachu out?

[undeadstalking]

[ She giggles. ]

Well, since you got the pretty part right I might consider helping you out this once. But I'm afraid you guys are stuck here just as much as we all are!

[lolighostgirl]

[Someone is merging from the wall.]

[undeadstalking]

[ HOLY SHIT SOMEONE MERGING FROM-- wait.. ]

PERONA! [ Have a kick aimed at you - but it's obviously missing, she just needs to vent some anger like this. ]

Where did you go this time, idiot?!

[lolighostgirl]

[Kick passes right through. Thank goodness she came like this. She floats right in.]

You make it sound like it's my fault! Why are you still here?

[undeadstalking]

Of course it's your fault! You just leave whenever you want to and leave me behind here all alone!

It was so dirty, Perona! They made us travel all the way on wagons with oxes and there wasn't even a shower or, or, or-- [ whining, yes. ]