Employee of the Month

[uisceros]

I'm at work. There's nothing to do - I did everything that needed to be done.

I'm bored. Naturally that equals "FANFIC TIME" to me.

So basically this means I am reading smut at work.

AND YOU CAN TOO! (Ten/Rose)

Yup. Smut. At. Work.

I am the best employee EVAR.

Comments

[frostedpopcorn]

... yours is probably the most appropriate icon ever.

I'd be too scared to read smut on other people's computers - HOWEVER, I stayed over at a friend's and spent the morning reading smut on my iPod (she had wifi) whilst recovering from a hangover. Awesome.

[uisceros]

ISN'T IT?!

You know (and this sounds very weird/wrong), I've been reading this stuff for so long, I don't even think of it as not-work appropriate anymore. Plus, I have this weird idea that if I don't read the smutty parts, NO ONE WILL KNOW. Kind of like an ostrich with it's head in the sand...

I figure there's worse on tv anyway :)

[airplanemusic]

You were in my dream last night! We were getting ready for school (??), and I had just started washing my face and you were already completely ready. Normally my "oh shit I'm late for school/work" dreams are me versus the clock, but in this one it was me versus you!

The other day I had a dream that you were trying to get laid, but no one was available, and you joked to me (cause I was trying to get laid, too): "They must be going in alphabetical order!" (by last name, of course)

[uisceros]

HAHAHA Dream!Me is a getting ready-ninja! SO totally different from real me. You were ALWAYS ready before me when we went to Chinese school. I blame my intense makeup routine, and my utter devotion to sleep. As it is, I'm 5-15 minutes late for work EVERY DAY.

Hahahaha awesome, Dream!Me is also apparently witty. I like Dream!Me.

[airplanemusic]

Yeah, I'm usually ready before everyone else, cause I don't really do anything.. I just slap clothes on and slap makeup on and slap..hair..on....

I like Dream!You too! (also real you, of course)

[uisceros]

YOU SLAP YOUR HAIR ON?! I want slap on hair. God knows that would make my life so much easier. Though what if it, like, gets blown off by the wind? AWKWARD.

(YAY!! I like real me too!)

[misdreya]

Dude one time i stayed over my friends house and when she went to sleep I stayed up till 4am looking at Star Trek slash fiction.

Then when I left I realized I never closed out the internet browser or deleted my history.

She never said anything about it, and to this day I don't know if she found the incredibly hot Pon Farr smut i was reading or if she was creeped out by it.

[uisceros]

Hahahahaha OMG YOU ARE ME. Except in my case it's weird/smutty Harry Potter darkfic. I've done this before. Oh, I've done this...

Hopefully she found it and enjoyed reading it! Maybe you opened her mind to the delightful world of slash!