You know, there really is nothing to do here.

Last time I threw a party, only my boss and the newspuppet bothered to show up.

I am the epitome of not cool.

*angsts*

Ha. I've got alcohol. Party at my place.

Just don't mention it to my mom.

So this kid got into dad's old storm stuff. Shit.

Does this mean I have to go get my mop and bucket again?

Mun-person watched Excalibur tonight, and feels the need to molest papa_denethor. Any objections?

*gives sunflower seeds to Salmar*

*dances*

I think tomorrow, I'll go to the mainland and do something constructive. Quit laughing. I see that. Anybody need help from a incredibly sexy water maia?

No, really. I'm serious. Quit laughing.

*sends rain to the mainland*

There. Now I can lie out on the beach and work on my tan.

*sips fruity drink with a little paper umbrella*

Ahhh.

So, apparently my furry maia hamster friend can turn into an elf.

You know, when I ask if you do any tricks... that's probably a good time to bring up the fact that you can change forms and stuff. Cause that's definately a trick.

I have a little maia hamster. Rock on!

Do they sell sunflower seeds on the mainland? I've never checked.

Somebody be my Irmotine?