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[two_machetes]

What is the worst thing you can say during sex?
The title is the original worst line from www.questionabecontent.net

Here is what Natalie and I have come up with so far:

You're hung like my father.
Don't talk with your mouth full son.
Your father was much better at this.
I lied about that condom thing.

Comments

[dammit_krammit]

My personal favorite stolen from That 70s show:

You know, it gets better