(Untitled)

[twentythree0ate]

text msg convo...
me: we've sold smith to newcastle.
yongjun: die.
me: you think? i'm close to tears. this season is gonna be crap.
yongjun: oh well. maybe he has some secret player.
me: i just got news that united signed an apparently gifted 9 year old kid. are 9 year olds allowed to play in the EPL?
yongjun: haha. i wonder what his definition of gifted

Comments

[_phyxsius]

Your dad is disgusting!!!

[twentythree0ate]

i know X_x

[twentythree0ate]

at least you only did it once! i had to do it the whole day! DDD:

[unscathed]

I just heard about the 9-year-old! :) I guess Man. Utd has an academy so, he's going to start going there. Man, I need to make a baby and raise him to be a footie player. I want to use him to get to Europe. hahaha. I'd be a horrible parent. :P

Can you find a funnel somewhere? You could, uh... pee into the funnel and it'd go into the container. You'd probably have to stand in the tub to do it, though... Oh, man. I can't believe I'm actually talking about this. *smacks forehead*

Ohh! Mentioning your dad just made me think of the photo of him dancing (?). Still makes me laugh.

[twentythree0ate]

you want to use your kid to get to Europe?! O_o

LOL i actually did think of using a funnel, but er i'm not wasting money on a funnel for 1 day. but you're right, i did stand in the tub to do it. XD

when did i show you a photo of my dad dancing?! O_________________o

[unscathed]

ha, no. I doubt they'd pay for the parent(s) to move to & live there, anyway. And can you imagine having your child away from you for 2397429385732 months out of the year! What if something horrible happened and you didn't make it in time to say goodbye! /total optimist, yah.

Oh, Jesus. Because of the topic in these comments, gmail linked the sheewee. Peeing makes me feel like running through a field of wheat with my friends, too! Oy. -_-;;;

lol, um... *cough* Yeah, that wasn't you. It was Sheena. XD But if you DO have photos of your dad dancing, I could use a laugh! ;P

[twentythree0ate]

omg, i had no idea there was such an invention! O_O *runs with you through a field of wheat* XD

LOL. my dad doesn't even dance, which made me wonder when he was ever drunk enough to pose for such a photo. XD

[parallelkites]

You are anything but fat. I don't know what I have to say to get it through your head.

[pressao]

urine tests LMAO. I haven't had one before. hopefully I'll never have to have one. I mean taking blood was scary enough

[twentythree0ate]

er actually i think blood tests are scarier O_O

[pressao]

anything to do with teh docs scare me ;_;