babyproofing Lindon

[turgon]

I wonder if it's too much to ask to build palaces and castles out of cheese. Or build them out of stone and then cover every inch of it with pillows.

Seeing that I don't think G-g will like going from King Gil-galad, the last whose realm was fair and free or some shit to the Cheese King of Middle Earth, it's time to babyproof Lindon in preparation

Comments

[king_gilgalad]

Don't we already have one of those?

[king_gilgalad]

Ehehehe, that's too good. XD Daddy wanted to stay and /read books/ rather than go to battle. AHAHAHA.

^_^

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[turgon]

I know. But he was a lot more enthusiastic to go fight once he discovered the magic of slicing people up. Oh yeah, and chicks LOVE men in armor. ;)

:)

[king_gilgalad]

Ahahah, I'm sure. And I...wouldn't...know. *pause* Dammit, I think everyone just kept all the women away from me until after I got out of Mandos. *frowns*

:D

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[turgon]

It was fate. Or just your dad telling Círdan to keep the hot elven chicks away from you because he was going through his quarter life crisis and didn't want to be a grandfather anytime soon OR compete with his son in the dating field. It's amazing what you talk about when planning battle strategy.

:)

[king_gilgalad]

...........I have /nothing/ to say to that.

:)

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[turgon]

I didn't tell you that.

:)

[king_gilgalad]

Of course not. *twitch*

:)

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[turgon]

AHAHA you twitch like your dad. AHAHAHA.

:)

[king_gilgalad]

...*weep* I was living like a fucking /monk/! *twitch*

:)

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[turgon]

*smack* Men don't weep. Neither do grown elves. SHUSH. What matters is that you're not living like a monk now. Ehehe.

:)

[king_gilgalad]

FINE. ...Yeah. Ehehehehe.

:)

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[turgon]

Right keep on cackling...

:)