Tsaiko and Miome Theater: The Wolverine Movie

[tsaiko]

Tsaiko: The special effects were terrible.
Miome: The plot was silly.
Tsaiko: At least it was fun to watch.
Miome: If you feel like you will get your money's worth paying $7.00 to watch Hugh Jackman pose half naked on a big screen for two and a half hours, you will like this movie.
Tsaiko: Actually, we paid $7.50 to watch Hugh Jackman pose half

Comments

[kayay]

I enjoyed it. People looking for something by the book won't like it, they admittedly kinda mucked up Deadpool more than they should have, and the whole covered-with-blood-but-not-checking-for-wounds thing bugged me, but for an actiony, eye candy, humorous film there's worse. And there's Wolvie butt.

[tsaiko]

Personally, I liked some of the canon changes. Sabertooth (Victor Creed) and Wolverine brothers? Awesome. Wolverine losing his memories because he got shot in the head as opposed to whatever crazy explanation of the week Marvel finally settled on? Perfect. Heck, I'll even give them a pass on Deadpool as long as he shows up with his mouth unsewn in later movies.

But some of it (like the whole, "We've been alive since 1845!" sequence in the beginning) was just too much.

What got me about the whole "covered in blood" part was was it her blood? Because if it was anyone or anything else's blood wouldn't Wolverine have smelled it? Then you have to wonder, where did they get a quart (because that was more than a pint) of blood. It's not like they can just drain that out of a person in one go, but at the same time, if you keep blood too long it degregates and you can smell the difference.

PLOT HOLE MAKES TSAIKO SMASH.

Although Wolvie's butt does make up for a lot. A whole lot.