the lame frog. couldnt hop because of a garden rake injury.

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in los angeles there is this woman named "Angelyne". no one knows what she does or why she does it but her face and nekkid body parts grace dozens of billboards in la. she drives a bright pink corvette and hasnt aged a bit since i can remember. she has a fan club, but they are fans of nothing but her billboards. she doesnt do anything else besides ( Read more... )

birthday: july 24,1980 ( Read more... )

when i was really little my dad used to plop me in one of these
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somewhere between the waking up with swollen tonsils ( Read more... )

tron n' ellie

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super troopers fucking rules.

and chriso, if you think otherwise, youre wrong.

the one and only LYNDA CARTER is in it!!!!!

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eerily right on ( Read more... )

im bored.

i almost cried at the ice skating expidition.
i love elvis costello
i love sleep
i love not having to set my alarm
i love national wholesale liquidators
i love the smoked turkey cilantro samich at a.b.p.
i hate that weekends are only 2 days
i cant wait for chriso's monochromatic bday party

im boring.