I think this is the funniest thing that's been said to me today:

Thou'rt a lying ho-bag! (A phrase I'm sure Shakespeare should've used.)

the_xtina evidently thinks I told a fib. And that I'm a bit of a trollop.

*shriek*

Because she may be the best songwriter evar.

*shriek*

Dearest the_xtina,

Tag!

Love,
The trista.