hey gang, the South (my band with joey w. jordan tittybutt, and ben and josh) is playing a show this Friday April 4th at the Masquerade. It's a really important show for 1994 and also a pretty important show for us since we'll be making a first impression on a lot of people. It would be super bad ass if everyone came and brought all their friends ( Read more... )

hey, thanks everyone for coming to the party. it was fucking awesome, and no one got sick and only one thing at my house got broken, so i'd say it was a huge success. happy b-day markham and joey, and hopefully i'll be able to have another rrrrrrrrrager like that again sometime soon.

I just watched a conference with a NASA engineer about the toilets on space ships. And the whole time he was talking about poop the crowd was laughing. And then he said that they expel it into the vacuum of space and it burns up, and that next time you see a shooting star, that's what it could be, and EVERYONE laughed. So I figure in order to get ( Read more... )

you've made a cuckold of me.

i turn 22 in about 10 hours. i think we're going out tonight, call if you want to come.

hangovers are bad.

"yo if you like the small why not come back for the medium?"

I just found out, while I'm in Guatemala I'll have to wear long sleeves so rivaling gangs don't see my tattoo and confuse me for someone they need to kill. Awesome.

I was robbed by two men!

Mega Millions!! DAMN YOU!!!

So let's not ask for opposites of what we have, like if it's hot let's try to be cool with that. If it's cool sit by a fire, fly a kite if you're bored, take a nap if you're tired.