Hello to all of our players, new and old~

[cityship]

This is Shae-mod with a few announcements!

Comments

[offensive]

uhhh no offense to anyone who would actually...want to do this, but unless someone has a spectacularly interesting medical condition that could result in Scarlet and Luis locking them up and poking them with sticks, RPing out a physical sounds about as interesting as watching paint dry.

I say it's safe to handwave those, unless you've... got weird medical conditions. We could always do up a medical checklist, too.

[goddamnwingman]

Medical checklist would probably be a good idea, no matter what. There ARE some people on the ship who have interesting physiologies, but I think that could easily be covered under an ooc checklist.

[notlewis]

I do like the checklist idea. It's also IC for Luis to be keeping a record of these kind of things FOR DUBIOUS PURPOSES.

For the record, Scarlet will be doing all the hands on work while Luis stands back and fiddles with a scanner to make sure you don't have any goddamn parasitic zombie virus bullshit.

[8wings]

Hi there, new player who might have her own medical records with her - she might just drop in at the end of someone else's thread and hand them in.

She will probably try to do the same for the psych evals, but I suspect it won't work.

[craaazyisland]

Also, awww, too bad they have to be normal, baseline human clones. You Yeerks could have been living in a clone farmed from this charming young man!

[ghost_bait]

Miku would really not like copies of her boyfriend running around. :< It could be embarrassing.

[i_am_the_bafo]

I still really want to know how a book gets a physical. ^.^

[brustriese]

A thorough examination of all pages and the cover for wear and tear, leather polish for the cover, and every couple of years you get a paper-protection treatment.

Alternatively turn into a hot chick and have Hayate do it.

[i_am_the_bafo]

Considering the Sacred Tome has infinite pages, that's one hell of a long examination. Good deal on the treatment though!

Sadly, Zetta can't turn into a girl; there is no power in the cosmos strong enough to remove, alter, or compromise the badass tones of Crispin Freeman.

[brustriese]

OBJECTION!

[spartanjohn_117]

I am so looking forward to marriage planet hilarity you don't even know. :3