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I am 38% Tortured Artist

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oh my god, these glasses make me wet

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I have a stomachache. What else is new, right? I don't even know what I ate to cause it this time. Bah.

Brighter news: Bela has one of those Elmo dolls that talks about a different subject each day of the week, and today's subject was balls! Since at heart I am a 15 year old boy, I can repeatedly crack myself up by listening to Elmo say things ( Read more... )

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tonight, right this second, i want to have sex. but vince would prefer to watch The Crocodile Hunter movie on tv.

such is my life tonight.

I am the Star

Daily life is harsh, and most of us constantly seek escape from it in fantasies and dreams. Stars feed on this weakness; standing out from others through a distincitve and appealing type, they make us want to watch them. At the same time, they are vague and ethereal, keeping their distance, and letting us imagine more than is there ( Read more... )

I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, not-too-generous, not-too-selfish, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
See how compatible you are with me!
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

What does eejitous mean? I don't think it's a compliment!

I think MC Paul Barman is a genius and a hottie. I guess I always have a crush on him. I love smart dorks and I love clever wordplay. Here are some of his wizardlike rap lyrics:

( the joy of my world is paul barman! )

venalanatomica, where you been at, girl? i miss you!