OMG!

[tortuous_heaven]

So I woke up at like, 2pm and realized I was late for Mayhem's wedding. Then Carrie Ann came and we ended up stuck in traffic for an hour because of the gay pride parade, and we BAKED in the fucking car. But we got there at around 3pm and Mayhem and Rick looked fucking great, and they were so happy about the room we rented them at the W hotel. She

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Hey.

[anonymous]

Sounds like a really hectic day. I'm glad you're going out more though. You really need it.

And you really do seem content in your single status, though I'm sure you are horny as hell right now. A bunch of us were wondering if you were pulling another "don't worry about me, I'm doing fine though I'm really not" thing, but you seem really satisfied with life right now.

I don't know anyone who deserves it more than you do baby girl. Enjoy it, relish the inner peace. And if this Eric guy doesn't like you, let me know and I'll beat his ass for you.

Love you always,
Michael.

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[tortuous_heaven]

Michael! I simply adore you.

No need to beat his ass, if he doesn't realize how amazing I am the first time he meets me, then he isn't worth my time.

Did I mention that I simply adore you? Because I do.