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The belly button is at it again. I'm so pissed off and frustrated. It was pretty bad this time...the skin all around the outside was swollen, red, and hot to the touch. Lots and lots of discharge, dark red/brown. Lots. It's been an hour and it's still draining, I change my gauze every couple of minutes or so. I was going to call in the morning to ( Read more... ) -
How I grossed my dad out twice in five minutes.
I woke up with cramps of death and went right to the bathroom to let out the gushes of blood and the slimy, nasty poop that usually comes with my period starting. The smell was vile since the stupid weather is making it a million degrees before 10:00am PST. The bathroom faces south and has a frosted window. Since I was seated on the pot shitting ( Read more... ) -
Giant assbaby turd
Whenever I'm close to my period, my poop takes on a particularly slippery consistency. About twenty minutes ago I sat on the pot and had a cascade of the usual turds plopping out one after the other like an assembly line ( Read more... ) -
Why Me!
I tried to edit my other post again, but it wouldn't let me ( Read more... ) -
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My period is being SO UNFAIR this time. Usually it tricks me into thinking it is over and as soon as I go without a pad or tampon, it surges back when I am not expecting it ( Read more... ) -
The Oatmeal on Sneezing vs. Farting
I read this and thought of this community right away. Make sure to read the bonus panel! -
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At about 4am this morning I got to experience what it's like to throw up after eating cheese puffs. (Like 5 hours before.) I never hope to experience this again. I've flushed 3 times and there's still orange bits in there. Blech. -
Gallbladder Removal Fun
Sooo I just had my gallbladder removed! It was an interesting experience. The surgury went smoothly and I feel way better now!
Anyway, thought I would share with you a picture of one of my gallstones!
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Being a woman sucks
I was just making a comment in response to the previous post, but it got long so I decided to make my own post. ( period stuff ) -
Dear Uturus
Why must you open a portal through which the River Styx comes flooding out of my vagina? Why must you overflow a super absorbancy tampon in under an hour, all when I am away from home with no change of clothes available? Moreover, why must you find it necessary to flood my underwear and pants so thoroughly that I have to wash myself as well as I ( Read more... )