the weather is here, wish you were beautiful

http://www.workfriendly.net

Input any URL, and it's transmogrified into a pseudo-Office window. It comes with an emergency Boss button!

Cubicle Ninjas are a fearsome creature.

trapped in text input field send help

stab stab stabbity mcstabbers stabbington stabstabstabstab boom

blarg.

confirm/deny/discuss.

Earlier today, a generous friend of mine ordered me a pizza meal.

On the internet.

...from New Jersey!!

....and it arrived at my door in under 20 minutes.

Fucking hell, I love The Future.™ It's rad.

Gathered from elsewhere and collected by me, here is a list of incredibly obtuse band descriptions!
( Whee. )

Found some old logs of my fellow IRC miscreants and I toying around with a chatbot I assembled in a Frankensteinian manner.

( Contains 9% of the FDA recommended daily allowance of Humor. )

qwertyuiop[]';lkjhgfdsazxcvbnm,./

!!

You know what annoys me? Rhetorical questions. See also: "Ye." Rather, the incorrect pronunciation of it by renfairies, SCA members, and other miscellaneous ilk. You see, before modern English (the language, not the band.) adopted multiple digraphs--that is, two letters that represent a single phonetic sound, old-school English and its norse ( Read more... )