1. I'm a rescued kitty ( Read more... )

I know, I know, it's been awhile since I updated my journal. It's been a busy life, what can I say? It's a hard job stalking the Most Comfortable Spot in the House.

But I took some time out of my busy day to create a catster profile.

After three weeks (more than that! 22 days!) of kitty jail, I am now finally home. Both of my humans are here. There's luggage and boxes everywhere. They've been pretty good about giving me love, but it's not enough to make up for 3 weeks (22 days!) of kitty jail. And they've been spending too much time on their luggage and boxes.

My kittymommy is back! She left me for a long long time. Someone came in and made sure that I had kittyfood and kittywater (but not a clean kittybox), but I was all alone and lonely. I shall show her how much I missed her by sleeping on her as much as possible.

I've nearly got it down. I start in my female human's room. Then we go into the long room with the nice cool tile floor, and she lets me roll around. Next up is the magic room. Then we leave the magic room (through the same door!), go into the long room again, and then we go into my male human's room.

I think that they do the magic room ( Read more... )

Today has been quite the adventure. Most if it hasn't been good.

I was sound asleep by the door to the balcony. I wouldn't've minded if the humans had woken me up to open the balcony door. But no, what woke me (and them) up was a light in the kitchen flashing and and a huge loud noise. My human woke up, muttering something about the 'fucking ( Read more... )

Today is my two-year anniversary of being a California kitty. Two years ago today, my human drove us into this state, and we took over our first apartment in south San Jose. I was kinda peeved at her at the time for uprooting me from my home in Atlanta and my co-conspirator Koko there, not to mention having abandoned me for three months while she ( Read more... )

I need a change of scenery.

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My human is going to go through withdrawal when her best friend leaves. warsop has gotten entirely too used to having someone else around to snuggle.

My human won't get me a kitten, so I had to take matters into my own hands:
My draggy!

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