Report: Almost Nobody Raped During Duke's First Lacrosse MatchMarch 1, 2007 | | Onion Sports ( Read more... )

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Here's a little bit of funny for you. Well, a lot of funny. I'm sure a lot of you often feel like the helper guy. I do whenever I have to explain what a USB cord is to my older brother...

So apparently the bomb scare/hoax in Boston January 31st was part of a guerilla marketing campaign for Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Somebody's getting very fired ( Read more... )

This is like an article straight out of The Onion. It’s by the bloody Associated Press for crying out loud. Why is life getting this absurd?

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,233318,00.html

California Woman Files Lawsuit Claiming Kraft’s Guacamole Dip Doesn’t ( Read more... )

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My question is, why can’t they use the similar system the other school is using, PINs for each of the kids instead of fingerprint recognition? Guh.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061104/ap_on_re_us/fingerprinting_students

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ticklebruises == canned_ugly.

The same old Tricia with the new confidence and ability to kick certain useless people to the curb.


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When will the avarice end? They already make $312 billion a year in sales, most of which is not going to the actually workers. Most of it goes to the Waltons and their higher ups. Yes, that's true for most corporations, but this is way out of hand. The five major Waltons running the show are worth about $20 billion each ( Read more... )

I know it's bad to laugh, but I love aggressive squirrel stories...especially when folks are rolling in the grass.

http://www.ktvu.com/news/9946672/detail.html

Aggressive Squirrels Prowl Mountain View ParkPOSTED: 9:38 am PDT September 27, 2006 ( Read more... )