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Dec 21, 2010 00:10

[It has been six solar sweeps since your hatching, and several since you emerged from your cave trials and had to build a home for yourself. Fortunately, your endless experience in Sgrub has kept you well in practice ( Read more... )

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youmustlickit December 21 2010, 09:20:32 UTC

[You have placed yourself in charge of decorating the outside of the TRAINHIVE. This is going to offend everyone with functioning eyes, but as far as you care, they can suck a heaving bone bulge. This smells totally awesome.]

youmustlickit December 21 2010, 10:18:16 UTC

WHY NOT

threshprince December 21 2010, 10:20:38 UTC

THEY'RE ALIENS.
THEIR BIOLOGY IS JUST FUCKING WEIRD.
AND KIND OF GROSS.
AND FRANKLY I JUST DON'T WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THEIR SPECIAL HUMAN BIOLOGICAL NEEDS THAT WE'D HAVE TO DEAL WITH.

youmustlickit December 21 2010, 10:25:04 UTC

SOOO
YOUD R4TH3R L3T TH3M S33 HOW M4NY W4YS TH3Y C4N F1ND FOR TH1S PL4C3 TO FUCK 3V3RYTH1NG UP 3V3N MOR3?
B3C4US3 1F TH3R3S 4NY W4Y FOR TH3M TO SCR3W TH1NGS UP MOR3 FOR TH31R S3SS1ON FROM H3R3
1M PR3TTY SUR3 L3TT1NG TH3M F3ND FOR TH3MS3LV3S 1S JUST 4SK1NG FOR TH3M TO DO 1T

threshprince December 21 2010, 10:26:14 UTC

WAIT
HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY SCREW SOMETHING UP FROM HERE?
DO YOU REALLY THINK THEY COULD?

youmustlickit December 21 2010, 10:27:42 UTC

DO YOU R34LLY W4NT TO F1ND OUT?

threshprince December 21 2010, 10:29:52 UTC

... FINE.
WE'LL BUILD A FOURTH FLOOR.
AND PUT THEM BETWEEN US AND THE TOP FLOOR.
SO THE FLOOR PLAN, FROM TOP TO BOTTOM, WOULD BE:
CT, CA, AG, AA.
GT, TT, TG, GG.
CG, GC, AC, GA.
AT, TA, CC, TC.

youmustlickit December 21 2010, 10:35:47 UTC

TH4T WORKS BUT
DONT YOU M34N 3B?

threshprince December 21 2010, 10:36:19 UTC

DOES THAT REALLY MATTER?

youmustlickit December 21 2010, 10:39:10 UTC

1 GU3SS NOT
SUBJ3CT CH4NG3: ON 4 SC4L3 OF ON3 TO 4 WHOL3 D4MN LOT
HOW CR4BBY WOULD YOU B3 1F 1 P41NT3D YOUR ROOM R3D?

threshprince December 21 2010, 10:41:52 UTC

IF THE WORD 'HATE' WAS PRINTED ON EVERY ATOM IN EVERY TIMELINE OF BOTH OUR UNIVERSE AND THIS ONE.
AND PRINTED AGAIN EVERY SECOND OF EACH UNIVERSE AND TIMELINE'S EXISTENCES.
ALL OF THAT WOULD NOT BE SUFFICIENT TO EXPRESS EVEN A TINY FRACTION OF HOW MUCH I HATE THAT IDEA.

youmustlickit December 21 2010, 10:44:03 UTC

H4H4H4H4H4H4
YOU KNOW YOU R34LLY SHOULD G3T OV3R YOUR L1TTL3 H4NGUP
1TS NOT L1K3 YOUR YOU-KNOW-WH4T COLOR 3V3N M4TT3RS 4NYMOR3
4ND 1T R34LLY 1S TH3 B3ST COLOR 4NYW4Y

threshprince December 21 2010, 10:45:45 UTC

MAYBE I AM OVER IT.
I JUST DON'T HAVE A WEIRD COLOR FETISH LIKE YOU.
I'M KEEPING MY ROOM THE SAME GRAY IT ALWAYS HAS BEEN.

youmustlickit December 21 2010, 10:47:22 UTC

PL34S3 K4RK4T
1 C4N T3LL YOU TOT4LLY 4R3NT OV3R 1T
4ND TH4T 1S SO BOR1NG
4R3 YOU GO1NG TO 4T L34ST F1ND SOM3 OF YOUR DUMB ROM4NC3 MOV13 POST3RS TO PUT UP SO 1TS NOT 4LL DULL DR4B GR4Y

threshprince December 21 2010, 10:48:26 UTC

OF COURSE I'M NOT.
I DON'T EVEN OWN ANY DUMB ROMANCE MOVIE POSTERS.
ALL MY ROMANCE MOVIE POSTERS ARE OF GOOD MOVIES.

youmustlickit December 21 2010, 11:02:42 UTC

R111GHT
OF COURS3 TH3Y 4R3

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