Attitude adjustment
My new goal in life is to be on this website.

ThreePennies

What she's eating:
Herbed goat cheese and pancetta on pugliese

What she's thinking about:
The three legged goat that belches on command she'll never have.
OR
Her gaping thigh wounds.

I don't like to run.

Especially in the morning.

Beyond the whole running thing I don't want to be the "unidentified early morning jogger" who discovers the body ( Read more... )

Well the pesco-vegetarian thing lasted about a month before I succumbed to mammal flesh. It felt so dirty and yet so right, like pants around your ankles inside a gas station restroom ( Read more... )

Aside from strangers asking me if my perf tips are nibbled on a regular basis, another benefit of working in philatelics is free admission to this year's annual West Coast Stamp Show and Exhibition held at the Airport Marriott last month ( Read more... )

Friday afternoon was pleasantly spent shopping for ridiculously extravagant shoes with J and M on Market.

I wanted something that whispered "coquette" but instead walked out with something that screams "cockette ( Read more... )

Part IMy older cousin finally tied the knot and I looked forward to her wedding with about as much enthusiasm as a forced catherization by a three hundred pound inmate named Shakes ( Read more... )

...just (hilariously) wrong.


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I going to write a pamphlet entitled "ThreePennies' Guide on How NOT to Meet People at the Gym ( Read more... )

In an email from me to the aforementioned KayKay tonight:

This Saturday I think I'm going to my cousin's wedding as I'm not really sure because my RSVP consisted of a drunken "yeah, I'll totally be there" at the gay dance club where she had her bachelorette party and not in the form of an actual RSVP...I think I'll just show up anyway ( Read more... )

My friend K is awesome. Here are 3 reasons why from her emails...

Email example 1 from K to me:

Oh, and by the way, I see your old lady with stiletto boots and raise you a LARGE middle-aged women wearing WHITE PANTS that were TUCKED IN to her knee high black stiletto boots.Email example 2 ( Read more... )