When something bad happens, the first thing I do is avoid certain music, because I know it will be scorched into my brain and forever associated with that moment
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(The trick: Punch the shark in the nose.) Fuck that. I'll just pray that great white sharks have a natural aversion to grown men shrieking and screaming like little girls.
I'll read about Rene Zellwegger's (sp?) wedding dress. I have no idea why anyone would ever want to base her fashion choices based on what little miss dresses-like-a-used-tampon wears:
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I do the same thing with the no-bad-associations thing, not listening to music (or wearing clothes I really really like) when bad things are happening.
I don't want to start getting leg cramps whenever I hear The Sisters of Mercy.
I will be giggling about this the rest of the day, and stretching my legs accordingly.
Taster's Choice just shot out of my nose!whatagoodboy71June 8 2005, 22:33:55 UTC
(note: I farking hate Taster's Choice, but I have been stuck in the boondocks for almost two months in a household without a coffee maker-the horror!. A coffee addict like myself will take it where I can get it. I'm about ready to start snorting the "flavour crystals", but anyway...)
"They even smell like vagina."
You just made my day. (Maybe that's kind of sad?) I've never noticed gym magazines to smell of vagina, but the next time I'm in a gym (which given my track record, or lack therof, may be NEVER at this rate), I will definitely take a big whiff and check it out.
I have a friend who looooves Good Housekeeping (and,no it is not me) for the fantastic kitsch value. Where else can you order size 46 Lavender Velour Track Pants and find a kick-ass recipe for "Creamy Chicken Parts Casserole"?
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Fuck that. I'll just pray that great white sharks have a natural aversion to grown men shrieking and screaming like little girls.
I'll read about Rene Zellwegger's (sp?) wedding dress.
I have no idea why anyone would ever want to base her fashion choices based on what little miss dresses-like-a-used-tampon wears:
( ... )
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I don't want to start getting leg cramps whenever I hear The Sisters of Mercy.
I will be giggling about this the rest of the day, and stretching my legs accordingly.
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"They even smell like vagina."
You just made my day. (Maybe that's kind of sad?)
I've never noticed gym magazines to smell of vagina, but the next time I'm in a gym (which given my track record, or lack therof, may be NEVER at this rate), I will definitely take a big whiff and check it out.
I have a friend who looooves Good Housekeeping (and,no it is not me) for the fantastic kitsch value.
Where else can you order size 46 Lavender Velour Track Pants and find a kick-ass recipe for "Creamy Chicken Parts Casserole"?
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