[It's been a really long time since Kurt was willingly shirtless in public - not since he discovered how fashionable cover-ups are pool-side, at the very least. And with all of the slushie facials he's received, it hasn't been quite as long since he was in public with completely ruined hair, but that doesn't mean he's happy about the way his hair
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And now it's paid off. Because OH LOOK, there he is, looking shifty and merman-y. And there she is, making a sudden appearance right in front of him.]
Hi!
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I mean, you're super scrawny and I kinda need sunglasses just to look at your lily-white self...and you could totally stand to lift some weights or something. But whatever, you're not that offensive.
[Clearly the nicest speech ever! She circles around him again and pokes his shoulder.]
Your arms are kinda nice, anyway.
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