[Meet Roy Slater, your local General Store Manager, whatever you need, he'll find you. Eventually. He has a seller's smile on his face.] Ladies and Gentlemen, fear not those rumours, your local store has all you need so to stock up on food, ammunition and guns. All you need to keep you and your family save as houses!

All our goods are of the highest ( Read more... )

[Shortly after flood hits, a little old lady peers out the door before shuffling out. Why would her son do this to her? She doesn't want to be on a spaceship. She wants to be at home. Ruby wasn't meant for space barges and she certainly doesn't know how to work communicators.]

[Brilliant, bloody brilliant! Slater had kept a low profile, he's good at that even at this age. Except right now his low profile doesn't allow for food, so eventually he hazards a head outside his door and makes his way out. His elder self had the foresight (or paranoia) to leave something of a map which not only included rooms of people he should ( Read more... )

Hey, Howie, fancy givin' me a lift outta here? [Yeah, he's taken a risk with the whole possible armageddon, but damn, he needs a tropical beech.]

I wanted to be Bluebeard.

[Rolls his eyes, got me again!.] As a kid! All right? As a kid.

[Private to Randal]

Here, what you do to Howie? It's like he's plottin' a coup against ya, mate. [He's only doing this because he actually likes Howie, and this is the Barge, so something's up.]

I'm Roy Slater, Randal Graves inmate. [The flood effects wears off and he has the classic 'oh, shit!' face. Then a glare.] Bloody Admiral and 'is bloody floods.

All right! Bloody 'ell!

Here's my sodding Christmas list!

Get Rose a tin of Roses with the price sticker from her local shop still on it. Tag reads: Ta for the help Love ( Read more... )

[When the lights went out, Slater just sat in the dark. He didn't bloody care. Alone, on a ship in space, with people getting murdered and blown up, he wanted to go home. That's all ( Read more... )

Character Name: Roy Slater
Series: Only Fools And Horses
Age: About fifty one.
From When?: About the time where the Trotters make their millions.

Inmate/Warden: Inmate. From a young boy, Roy Slater was a nark, a grass and a suck up. He focused all his attention on the most popular boy at the school, Del Boy and resented strongly his ability to always ( Read more... )

This is Roy Slater from Only Fools and Horses. Any crit is welcome.