[There is a video. It looks like Lash, but she is clutching a...heart pillow? She's probably been drugged, right? There is a dreamlike sigh.]
Oh Alejandro... [she turns to the camera]
Hey Smash Academy. I was on fire yessterday that was weird but WHO CARES ABOUT THAT AND WHAT HAPPENED. You know the new student, [dreamlike sigh] Alejandro? Well he's
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::IT IS MAX WITH SEVERAL ICE-COLD ORANGE STAR SODAS. AND ALSO A BOTTLE OF THE CHEAPEST VODKA KNOWN TO MAN::
::THE VODKA WAS... A GIFT FROM... OLAF... FOR... NOT BEING A TOTAL LOSER... AT GRIT'S WEDDING...::
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Hello Max.
[DOES MAXWELL LOOK A LITTLE WEEPY EYED HE MIGHT POSSIBLY except actually he just looks really confused.]
How are you Max.
This is a very confusing time, Max.
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Hey, Max Jr.
I thought you might be thirsty.
And I had all of these sodas.
And then I saw this bottle of vodka on my way out.
And I thought.
You might want some screwdrivers made out of soda.
::he wiggles the bottles around in his hands::
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I am a little thirsty.
I've never had a screwdriver.
[He thinks about this.]
Come on in, Max.
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Did I ever tell you about the time my best friend married the woman I loved?
Yeah.
So anyway, you got some glasses?
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( ... )
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::He hands one to Maxwell::
Bottoms up.
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( ... )
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Maybe you'd better have a little more soda, a little less vodka in your second one, Max Jr.
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[OR SOMETHING.]
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::HAVE ANOTHER::
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You know... you're a good guy Max.
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::DOWN THE HATCH::
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