Oh, Things

[thesexgod]

So every single guy I called last night is on my shit list. Me and Desiree were harassed by sir humps-alot on the dance floor at 80's night. Shawn and Rene were being turds, Nolan and Jeremy never showed, and everyone else was busy being boring

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[ratherfreakish]

I will hug you! :-D

[thesexgod]

Thank you, Jess. We postphoned going to Ren-Fest until next Sunday. You should join. <3

[rupan]

The only good Christmas songs are:
- "Feliz Navidad" by Jose Feliciano
- "Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time" by Paul McCartney
- "Santa Bring My Baby Back To Me" originally by Elvis, but covered by The Reverend Horton Heat

EIGHTIES NIGHT is pretty dumb, and I'm sorry that you're a girl and have to deal with added dumbness from guys at that venue. It's too cold for me to leave my house, and I was bummin' all last night, but you could have called me and put me on speakerphone right next to those guys' heads, where I'd say "LISTEN UP YOU FUCKS STOP HUMPING MY GIRL FRIEND OR I WILL PULVERISE YOUR FUCKING ASS YOU DONT THINK I WOULD LISTEN TO THIS" then i would play a soundfile of a chainsaw that i downloaded, like chainsaw.wav or something, "THATS FOR YOU YOU LITTLE FUCK GET THE FUCK AWAY RIGHT NOW!" then i'd go back to drinking coffee in my cold house.

[thesexgod]

Leigh.

PS: I love you.

And sorry we drunk dialed you last Monday. You're really great.

[encompassion]

HUG

[thesexgod]

Catherine. Oh, thank you. ::love::

[burntandcrispy]

I miss you terribly darling. Do you still have my number? Its 2582705... I'd like to hear from you some time if you're in town, or even if you'd like to talk a while. Hug!

[thesexgod]

I thought you moved out to nowhere. I'll give you a call next time I'm around. ::hug::