I have recently been listening to DJ J.S.Bach's bitchin' dance album "The Well-Tempered Clavier". And I looked it up on Wikipedia, where I found out that grown adults spend their professional lives argufying and theorising about what the curlicues in DJ Johann's hand-writing can tell us about the precise frequencies at which he tuned his ( Read more... )

I am going to abstain from biting anyones ears off, even if they're on public transport and deserve it.

What are you going to abstain from?

At least, they are provided you don't just boil them for hours and serve them with a dull dry lifeless turkey once a year on christmas day.

I just posted a sprout recipe to the snake_soup community.

I am about to try something new. I am about to try making stilton and kipper soup ( Read more... )

Cumbria Storage Systems Ltd's website lives at http://cumstore.co.uk. What an ... unfortunate choice of domain name!
To make matters worse, they are based in Cockermouth.

It has come to my attention that some illiterate non-people write and even say "an homage". For instance, in this wikipedia article (which I have since corrected, so that's a link to an older version). No doubt this error was made by analogy with the somewhat more widely used "an hotel", which is also an error. Neither the OED nor Fowler support ( Read more... )

And there was much begatting.

if you want me to look at your "Valentines Day ecards" might I recommend not pretending to send it from "Darren". The only Darren I know really isn't very attractive.

for this

Quelle surprise, the Olympics is going to cost Londoners even more money. Thankyou very fucking much Seb Coe you midget Tory CUNT.