Romney's gonna fire Big Bird

[thenakedcat]

Mitt. Mittens. Walter Mitty Romnekins.

The ONLY thing you said during the first debate that people are going to remember (and BTW, that was some impressive wall-to-wall lying you did...do you think you can buy numbers as easily as TV commercials?) is your little throwaway line about firing Big Bird. It never even registered that you said you'd fire

Comments

Had to share this.

[cyanglow]

Re: Had to share this.

[thenakedcat]

FLAWLESS.

[onthefloor]

Holy fuck I can't breathe XD
Please tell me this post is unlocked so I can tweet the shit out of it.

[thenakedcat]

Completely unlocked! Fire at will.

[3_jane]

I loathe Romney and Ryan* to the point where I try not to talk about it with people who would freak out when I start frothing at the mouth. (The Handmaid's Tale is a novel: not a how-to manual, you misogynistic pieces of shit-dipped cancer *froths* - wait, sorry, sorry, that should come out of the carpet with a little club soda.) But man, I want Fred Rogers to still be alive so much and lay the shaming of their lives on Mittens and Boo Boo. .So. Much.

*I would like to apologize to everyone for Paul Ryan on behalf of the state of Wisconsin and all of its residents. We got some of that spray stuff from Home Deposit to get rid of him, but so far keeping our linens in plastic tubs and spraying the baseboards is not having any apparent effect and Orkin is supposed to come out Monday.

[thenakedcat]

Go to your happy, Muppety place and think about Mr. Rogers doing THIS to them:

[laurabryannan]

Janesville WI (where Ryan is from) is the town just north of us and it's where I work. I can't escape the guy. :P

[thenakedcat]

Eeeeeeew! You have sympathy from me, Colorado Springs' Congressman Wingnut (a.k.a. Doug Lamborn) is of the same ilk.

[sethrak]

Co-signed.

[thenakedcat]

BIG BIRD 2016!