the world's best passenger complaint letter

[themoreyouclean]

is featured today on Oxford UP's blog's Friday Procrastination entry. It's to Sir Richard Branson, of Virgin everything, from an airline passenger. It's here, and it's hilarious.

Poor fellow.

Edit: Also, it seems like Hermione's Patronus has got loose in central Scotland.

Comments

[qui_quae_quod]

*chuckles* That was funny. Thanks for sharing!!

[dixiebell12]

Having been on a few flights abroad, I learned my lesson. You should see me unload at the security gate, it looks like I robbed Burger King. Instead of pulling out hidden knives, I start pulling out hamburgers and sodas from everywhere I can stash them. God help the poor bastard that's tries to keep me from boarding a plane without my stash of fast food. If you need a good laugh try to explain to a security guard what a couple of smashed Krispy Kreme donuts are doing on one of those trays. God only knows what kind of radiation I'm soaking up by eating all that food that has been x-rayed but I'll take my chances!

The best part is all the envious looks I get when I pull out my whopper (LOL)

Hugs,
Dix

[lillithj]

I love OUP's blog, especially the Etymology posts.