I didn't know anything about ProjectUpstream, until after I had this conversation, and posted it to my LJ. A friend of mine was kind enough to mention this community, and now that I know, I am profoundly amused.

[22:38] bendablesalmon: RIP Billy Mays.
Auto-response sent to [NAME REMOVED]: Dandy in the underwo~rld -- when will he come up for ai~r -- ( Read more... )

Got a salmon without having to update... but I appeared as a coho ( Read more... )

Really unfunny message this time. I think I've about run out of patience with these twats now.

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(12:15:01 AM) contemplativesalmon: Hey, I know this is weird, but I don't know who else to turn to. I'm thinking about. . .you know. . .ending it all. Can we talk?

WistfulCoho: I don't believe your lies ( Read more... )

This was my first fishbot, and I am so amused by the whole thing. I got mine on a screenname that I don't really use often, which is why I was so perplexed. I thought perhaps one of my friends was playing a joke on me so I played along. I'm not sure if the other person was as intrigued by the whole thing as I was. Seemed mostly confused. I edited ( Read more... )

MismatchedCoho: Zicam = fake homeopathy = fake fake medicine. Think about that for a minute, and then become homicidal.
me: http://nixiepixel.com/blog/index.php/aim-fish-bot-help
MismatchedCoho: ask me important question about my identity
MismatchedCoho: is this ( Read more... )

Hahaha. I got salmoned without even having to update, again ( Read more... )

Haven't gotten this question before ( Read more... )

it's been a while since I've had one of these and I didn't know at first that 'coho' was a fish ( Read more... )

Haven't ever really posted in this community since I was botted a long time ago, but I got botted today and I hadn't realized how....odd the opening lines are getting ( Read more... )