it's been 5 months since i've had a cigarette.
yeowzah!

yesterday i did mushrooms by myself and walked to hamilton from guelph line in burlington. completely unintentional, it didn't clue in to me that i'd crossed the lift bridge until a good 20 minutes after ( Read more... )

what is with all you dumb motherfuckers and your automobiles ( Read more... )

when did my friends start pushing strollers instead of sensi?
picking engagement rings over sillier things?
worrying about mortgages instead of mushroom trips?
buying stocks instead of schlitz?
saving for their teens instead of methamphetamines?
being in bed by nine instead of the a.m. sometime?

i just wanna sit around, smoke grass and listen to bob dylan records ( Read more... )

after an unacceptably long period of inactivity HELEN OF DESTROY is practicing tonight.

this makes me tingly in the butthole.

disregard... mastodon + cursive at the kool haus isn't until may.

it wasn't darker than harlem when i got off work today. deadly.

the frisbees in the closet are screaming at me to go for a whirl. there could just be a wounded animal in the closet though.

two cartoons you should be watching right now are the boondocks and metalocalypse.

i kinda want some strawberries.
a watermelon would also do.

goodbye.

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i just erased like 35 entires because they all came across as me desperately seeking attention or wanting someone to feel sorry for me.

that's pretty much the way this thing works.
i hate it.