My first really justified trip to the ER, or, How I got the yuppiest flesh wound ever.

[the_drifter]

The ironic thing is, I wasn't even the one cooking dinner. That was Jen. I was just the one who thought it was a good idea to split the frozen-together Trader Joe's salmon patties apart with one of the nice, sharp steak knives my parents bought me for Hanukkah last year

Comments

[celli]

!!!!

Wow, that's so a) freaky, b) lucky, and c) weird. You hit the hat trick.

*hugs*

[shaenie]

*removes all sharp objects from your residence, pads corners, makes you wear socks with little grippy rubber designs on the bottoms in case you might slip on uncarpeted floors... oh hell, just buys you a bubble*

[shopmonkey]

i am SO with you on this one... plus the socks with the rubber grippy bits would be soooooooooooooooooooo cute on her.

hell! footie pajamas!

i know where you can purchase the bubble too... *smirks*

[msilverstar]

Yikes!!!

I'm glad it wasn't worse. Wow.