I have way too much fun with my paper outlines. My handwritten version contains oh-so-academic phrases such as "AWESOMELY KINGLY!", "oops, my bad. Here, have some bling" and "loot for everyone (but mostly me)"

Haha, I changed the fuse on the AC today. It blows all the time, so I suppose it's a good thing to be able to do. I'm working aaaalll the time now, and I think one of these days I'm just going to fall over asleep taking out an order. And then everyone would laugh, because that's what we do at work when somebody screws up like that. It sounds ( Read more... )

Okay, AXE? Leaving g-strings all over campus to advertise your male deoderant is both offensive and degrading. I hope it backfires spectacularly, you assholes.

Gotta love tornado warnings in the afternoon!

Downgraded to severe thunderstorm warning now. :D

OMG this is the funniest thing I've ever* seen.

Use it to find any website, then when it shows the results, hit the little "translate page" link. So great.

*if "ever" means "this week."

Warning: Rambly account of dorm flood behind cut.

Okay, so I was getting ready to go to my biochem lecture today when what should be going on outside our door? ( FLOODING )

Why the hell are we keeping the thermostat at 80 degrees? We aren't 90 years old, we don't get cold that easily! We use fans and things when it is 80 outside, so why would we subject ourselves to that voluntarily?

I really hate the glass cutting board we have. A cutting board does no good when it causes food you are cutting to slide around and make you cut yourself. Ow.

Well, I've been having a crappy day. I had two exams before 11 a.m., one in Calculus and one in Chemistry. And then I had the Chem lab from hell ( Read more... )

Okay, so, theoretically, if you wanted to piss me off, you could make a huge mess in the living room and kitchen, and use all of my little tupperware-ish containers, and then throw them away because you're too lazy to wash them. Yeah. That just might do it.