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[teufel_schu]

HEY! You all could have told me that Hojo turned into some weird-shit tentacled thing! At least thought it once!

Oh, yeah, and can someone come pick up Hojo's corpse? Dragging his dead arse through the streets is not an easy thing. Have a strong stomache and bring gloves too.

EDIT: Nevermind. Got it taken care of with Shu.

Comments

[somes_auditus]

What do you mean, 'Thought it once'?

And did you really kill him? If so, you saved me a lot of trouble.

[teufel_schu]

Of course I did, brat. You think I'm dragging this around for shits and giggles?

[somes_auditus]

Well, how was I to know?

And the first question, boss-man?

[teufel_schu]

What was the first question again?

[virtualunknown]

What?!

[teufel_schu]

What what?

[virtualunknown]

You killed him?

[teufel_schu]

That I did.

[calamitousness]

... Cred. Oui eteud.

Where's his body?

[teufel_schu]

Wherever I put it.

[calamitousness]

Tell me exactly where, maybe?

[teufel_schu]

Where I put it. I know where the corpse is. That's enough for me.

[murderperfect]

....

Dead, eh? The batshit professor?

Well... good.

[teufel_schu]

That's what I thought.

[murderperfect]

Mm.

So, indulge me. Y'really think you were drunk and passed out?

[teufel_schu]

I don't know if that's a question you want an answer to. Because there's always the chance that if I did think differently than being drunk, there's a chance that I might decide that I didn't like being anything else than drunk and decide that the situation required more rectifying that just killing Hojo. Let's take that a step further that if I were of that inclination that I might realize that going for the person who caused this upset within myself would be futile, and I'd have to go down alternate paths to make myself feel better that would lead to flamigo pink-headed people and others that might be important to this person. Given that I have a gun now, I'm a telepath, and a trained assassin, that could lead to a lot of complications. Even if I were to do all that, there are people that would stand by me and say I was right, and there are those who would stand beside those who think the person who upset me so might be right. This would lead to a rather bad conflict between sides and probably some bloodshed

[treastening]

... What?

[teufel_schu]

I killed Hojo. Blew his brains out the back of his head by going through his eyes if you want specifics.

[treastening]

...

[teufel_schu]

I'm sorry, Doc. Not really, but it's the polite thing to say. It was necessary.