I'd rather be a CUNT than an ASS!

[tengupriestess]

Not getting laid in five days will really make a girl irritable, no?

Not to worry, kids.
Jen has a plan, so long as Cory doesn't break another set of hand-cuffs.

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Comments

[fractal_sutra]

1) How did he break a set of cuffs?O_O
2) I think the man-horse thing is hysterical...
3)~ganked~
4)may every Buddha bless obscenity ^.^

[tengupriestess]

1) I could tell you, but I'd have to charge a fee.
2) It is kinda funny, and sad at the same time.
3) Glad you liked it.
4) Obscenitiy is a lost art form.

[fractal_sutra]

1) How much ya want?
2) Wish they had pics... thas ALWAYS embarassing...
3) Always do
4) Not lost, "Esoteric" ;)

[ex_stonemir]

Not getting laid in five days will really make a girl irritable, no?

I can help you!
-Carter Wong as "Thunder" in Big Trouble in Little China

[tengupriestess]

'We're always taking applications!'

-the red-haired girl at Starbucks