Forget drunk dialing. B. just called me, post-surgical removal of his wisdom teeth, high on laughing gas with his mouth still numbed.

I've got a final from two to five today and another two this week, and I'm going to bomb them all, but I don't care because that is the funniest thing I've heard in the longest time, omg. ♥

( my xmas stocking )

Two things that make me lose faith in mankind: 1) Final exams and 2) fakes on eBay, for serious. I'd been hoping to get B. some kind of signed Liverpool jersey for Christmas, but after looking at everything written about the amount of forged signatures being sold on eBay, I'm feeling put off by the idea. I think I've been living too long in this ( Read more... )

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Somehow in the course of four days, I've become addicted to the Rubik's cube, built a blanket fort of epic proportions, consumed some of the best sushi of my life, and turned eighteen.

Life is beautiful- though perhaps not as beautiful as whoever left this lovely present on my user info. ♥♥ Quick, quick, reveal yourself so I can shower you with ( Read more... )

Proof of continued existence:

Little Sheep's Head Sprouting Hair in the Moonlight read by yours truly.

Proven to induce sleep within the first 30 seconds, guaranteed.

ETA: God, most likely no one will see this, but I'm off to visit my darling takenoko at Penn State over the weekend. If anyone needs anything urgently, try the cell; if not, I'll be back ( Read more... )

Was involved in my first car accident ever today. B. and I were rearended. Turns out, it's true, what they say about memory and traumatic events: I can only remember it in bits and pieces ( Read more... )

Hello, hello. I've been around/back for awhile, but I'm in a lurky kind of funk and I can't seem to get out of it. I guess any real hiatus will do that to you ( Read more... )