did somebody say "penis"?

[tebing]

So I was sitting in the grad lounge quietly doing my work, when I suddenly had a vague sense that two of the other people in the room were saying the word "penis" over and over. They were having a conversation which I could barely hear from my side of the room, but it sounded something like "murmur murmur murmur penis murmur murmur murmur penis

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[servalan]

Your description of the essential unappetizing nature of the clit pump made me go read the article.

Never having tried it, I have no idea whether this would be a cool toy for a normal person. However, the article reader seems really into it, and more for the sensitivity than for the penetrative aspects I think. This has possibilities for the adventurous sex-toy purchaser. (Which I'm not. But it seems sensible.)

Regarding penises in strange places...

[myclevername]

My uncle, a Folklorist at Memorial U in Newfoundland, brought up a research topic he has been working on for the last few years at a family dinner this past summer. He, along with several graduate students who study under his tutelage, have been compiling a list of ALL the English slang terms for penis through the ages, compiling them into groups based upon theme, shape, foodtype, and cross referencing them with politics at the time, to try and trace the evolution of sexual lingo.

Listening to my aunts and uncles and grandmother enthusiastically list all the slang terms they could think of, in English, French and Portuguese, over sushi was potentially one of the strangest moments in my life.

Also, just about the funniest and somewhat the most awkward.