003: [Holo/Location: Merlotte's] This ain't a public request, bitches.

[survivor_first]

If you could smell through the Tablets, then damn you'd be smellin' some mighty fine burgers right about now.  Unknowingly, at first, to Lafayette, the Tablet turns on while he's frying food in the kitchen of Merlotte's.  Not that the bar's particularly full of people who have more than half a brain lodged in their heads.  But nonetheless,

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[Location: Merlotte's]

[glowingseer]

Well, who can ignore good food?

Cordelia enters Merlotte's, very much intrigued. And, okay, a bit hungry. After all, one can only get tired of too much artificial food from the hatches, right? Plus, she's craving for something... made by human hands. Or however that goes.

She grins at the man who so kindly offered sex-on-legs service. "Uh, hi!" Cordelia says with a small wave. "You said something about good food?"

[Location: Merlotte's]

[glowingseer]

"Hmm. Vampires. Sucks blood, hates sunlight and holy objects, gets dusted when staked, goes all 'grr'?" She rolls her eyes at him. "I grew up in Hellmouth. I worked in L.A. Those two things pretty much guarantee that I know my vampires by heart."

[Location: Merlotte's]

[survivor_first]

Check, check, check and...Lafayette looks at her closely. "I ain't seen it done myself, but I heard they go down like the motherfuckin' witch of the west, not in no dust bunnies."

[Location: Merlotte's]

[glowingseer]

She stares at him as a horrible, horrible idea pops up in her brain. "Please, please do not tell me there are different species of vampires, with different ways of dying! Because that... that's just not comforting."

[Location: Merlotte's]

[survivor_first]

"Don't know what kinds of vampire you used to, honey. We gots straight up motherfuckers. Ain't nothin' comfortin' about it. Got my ass chained up in a basement for three weeks as they personal chew toy." What kind of vampires is she used to?

[Location: Merlotte's]

[glowingseer]

She bites her lip and looks up at him with a soft expression. "Oh, honey!" Cordelia says. "I'm... glad you're still... you know. Alive to tell the tale."

She shakes her head. "Our vamps are usually the brutal ones. Eat and kill are their personal motto - though there are several lunatics floating around. You know, in my world, the drag-your-pain-until-it-lasts-forever types? Yep. Not wanting them to be here, myself."

[Location: Merlotte's]

[survivor_first]

Oh, Cordelia. He is too. Well, sometimes. "I told myself no way is I endin' up like that fucker who got his dumb ass torn in half right in front of me. Even if I end up with fangs myself."

And unfortunately, that drag-your-pain-out type tends to be universal. "Hope you is luckier than me, then. 'Cause mine and they damn vampire club is here." He nearly shivers, so he goes back to preparing her food.

[Location: Merlotte's]

[glowingseer]

She shivers at that part with the... guy torn in half. Oh hello pretty imagery! Not. Ugh.

"Well, unfortunately for me, one of the vampires from my world happens to be here," Cordelia tells him, with an air of someone completely annoyed at the very idea of it. "Except they're telling me he's all noble and doing good and everything because he has a soul." She scoffs. "No-sense-of-originality much?"

[Location: Merlotte's]

[survivor_first]

Yeah. Sorry about that. He had to see it, now you gotta think about it.

"Soul? I never really thought 'bout if vampires gots soul. They is a few nice ones out there. A few real nice ones. And a few fuckers, too. They the ones who here."