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tatty_bye

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Sep 04, 2011 00:20

[Private to Merlin]

In a bout of uncharacteristic courtesy I thought that I should inform you that I suspect myself somewhat under the weather and am checking with the Infirmary. Worry not.

[Private to Infirmary Staff]

I seem to be suffering from a strange malady and am therefore seeking medical aid.

[Private to Inmates]

I am seeking intoxicants. ( Read more... )

the karma houdini, crack in the veneer, boozes yes?

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Private tatty_bye September 4 2011, 07:03:06 UTC

You drank half my wine last night. I should hope you'd feel at least slightly obligated.

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Private tatty_bye September 4 2011, 16:43:43 UTC

As did I. I only wish the drink were at fault.

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[Private] thegooddrjones September 4 2011, 05:22:07 UTC

What sort of malady?

[Private] tatty_bye September 4 2011, 07:04:39 UTC

I am having absolutely no reaction to alcohol.

...And before you assume this is some sort of prank, let me be especially clear: I have emptied two bottles of wine in under an hour, and I feel nothing. Nothing.

[Private] thegooddrjones September 4 2011, 16:54:33 UTC

Is it possible someone could have switched your wine?

[Private] tatty_bye September 4 2011, 18:13:30 UTC

I've tried other wines.

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Inmates: veni_vidi_valui September 4 2011, 05:40:41 UTC

As soon as they're beyond my capability to provide, everyone seems to be in need of luxuries...

Inmates: tatty_bye September 4 2011, 07:05:18 UTC

My heard bleeds for you, Madame, but do you have anything to offer me aside from sordid tales of things that once were?

Re: Inmates: veni_vidi_valui September 4 2011, 07:08:37 UTC

Not unless you can convince this Parker woman to return my property.

Then there would be plenty.

Private takeyouapart September 4 2011, 10:32:56 UTC

If you insist. What's wrong?

Private tatty_bye September 4 2011, 16:45:25 UTC

If you must know you nosy little thing my current vintage is tasteless and has no effect on me whatsoever. Nor has any other that I've tried in my attempts to determine whether it was a prank.

Private takeyouapart September 4 2011, 18:56:19 UTC

Hm.

Sleeping alright?

Private tatty_bye September 4 2011, 18:57:55 UTC

No. I don't like going to sleep angry.

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[Inmate Filter] doctor_j_crane September 4 2011, 12:43:54 UTC

All I can suggest is cleaning products and certain kinds of paint, to be used at your own peril.

[Inmate Filter] tatty_bye September 4 2011, 16:47:07 UTC

Perhaps as a last resort.

[Inmate Filter] doctor_j_crane September 5 2011, 10:06:07 UTC

I would imagine so. The death toll wouldn't be worth any of the brief pleasure you may have gotten from it.