In case the Panda's Story can't be read in full...tardisaliceJune 20 2010, 22:13:27 UTC
The Valeyard said as he got out of bed “Oh bother you, Doctor, I wish you were dead!” “But Ah, Mr V,” said the Doctor, “You’re me, So killing me off would be hara-kiri!”
“Come, I’ll take no denial,” said the V with a smile, “I’ll be judge and the jury, I’ll prosecute you! Fourteen weeks should suffice, it’ll be very nice, With Pip ‘n’ Jane B and a Vervoid or two.”
“You dimensional crony!” said the Doctor, “You phony! Your circumlocution I’ll gleefully mock. The Inquistor’s useless - supposed to be ruthless, The whole of the truth is, she’s just taking stock.”
“Now Doctor, no cheatin’ - admit that you’re beaten! The party is over! The future is mine! You’ll soon be upbraided, demoted, down-Graded - I’ll have the last laugh and take you out of Time!”
Re: In case the Panda's Story can't be read in full...gfieendishJune 21 2010, 00:41:20 UTC
A nice summation of Trial Of A Time Lord, and it rhymes too... (Definitely not a Jane & Pip Baker number, as it's not hyper-verbose in it's lingustic loopiness...). Mind you, I see that Peri's not there, as I suspect she's metaphorically now playing with Schrodiger's Cat, in a state of indetermancy, existence wise...
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The Valeyard said as he got out of bed
“Oh bother you, Doctor, I wish you were dead!”
“But Ah, Mr V,” said the Doctor, “You’re me,
So killing me off would be hara-kiri!”
“Come, I’ll take no denial,” said the V with a smile,
“I’ll be judge and the jury, I’ll prosecute you!
Fourteen weeks should suffice, it’ll be very nice,
With Pip ‘n’ Jane B and a Vervoid or two.”
“You dimensional crony!” said the Doctor, “You phony!
Your circumlocution I’ll gleefully mock.
The Inquistor’s useless - supposed to be ruthless,
The whole of the truth is, she’s just taking stock.”
“Now Doctor, no cheatin’ - admit that you’re beaten!
The party is over! The future is mine!
You’ll soon be upbraided, demoted, down-Graded -
I’ll have the last laugh and take you out of Time!”
(c) D. Miller 2010
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(Definitely not a Jane & Pip Baker number, as it's not hyper-verbose in it's lingustic loopiness...).
Mind you, I see that Peri's not there, as I suspect she's metaphorically now playing with Schrodiger's Cat, in a state of indetermancy, existence wise...
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