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[talkofcake]

I think one of my biggest pet peeves re this whole Monsoon issue is how people are surprised that Magnus kissed a woman since she's been 'straight' up until this point. That implies that sexuality is a solid, a constant, an unmoving, unevolving factor in one's personality. If you really study the psychology, in theory, of someone nearly three

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[w_zimmerman]

well, if you look at statistics alone, women are liable to be much more fluid and--

wait, Magnus kissed a woman?!?!

[dr_magnus]

It's one of my special-ities.

[w_zimmerman]

*loves his boss. in a purely professional and platonic way*

[dr_magnus]

So how did you handle things in my absence?

[w_zimmerman]

In a... mostly professional manner? I may need a new contact inside the local FBI field office, though.

[dr_magnus]

Ah. That sounds like a lead-in to something that will require a '56 Bordeaux.

[w_zimmerman]

Actually, I think a '37 Cognac. I kind of gave her new partner a bad lead and a case of full-body hives...

[dr_magnus]

Well... definitely sounds like you handled things in a calm, collected, and very professional manner.

[w_zimmerman]

Okay, one, he kept calling me things like Scout and Junior. Two, he's lucky that's ALL I did to him!

Three, I actually did manage to save his life in the process, so...

[dr_magnus]

It's rather amusing to watch the testosterone rising up in your veins.

[w_zimmerman]

...

[dr_magnus]

Will, honestly, I think you need to take a deep breath and join me for a drink. You'll feel much better.

[w_zimmerman]

Deep breath, relaxing drink, intelligent conversation... I think I can live with that, Magnus. Thank you.

[dr_magnus]

Good. Now... there's something else you're not telling me, isn't there? You would never be this upset over causing a little bodily harm to an obnoxious federal agent.

[w_zimmerman]

No, I'm more upset about his delightful partner Agent Corrigan who's apparently been covertly tracking abnormals since she got her new job. Now where's that cognac?

[dr_magnus]

*pours him a generous amount but is silent, jaw tight*